Attack of the 69ft Baby

Attack of the 69ft Baby is an episode from Season 69 of Fleabag Monkeyface. In this episode, Dr. Spamflex inexplicably turns into a baby and throws a tantrum.

Transcript
Gene: It's the day!

Gerald: It's the day.

Gene: Shout hooray!

Gerald: Shout hooray.

Gene and Gerald: It's the day where we finally get better lyrics to our songs!

Gene: It's so great!

Gerald: It's so great.

Gene: I can't wait!

Gerald: Neither can I! This is going to be fantastic!

Gene: NoOoOoOoOo0oOoO!!! I hadn't finished the song yet! [Nukes Gerald]

Gerald: Ow.

The Smuglies: [Barge into the boy's secret hideout or whatever idc] Oooooh! We're the Smuglies!

Gerald: Go away!

Fleabag Monkeyface: [Craps all over their faces]

Smugly #1: Eeeeeeuuurgh!

Smugly #2: I'm calling the police!

Gene and Gerald: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Um... We mean... Ha ha ha!

French Narrator: Meanwhile

Dr Spamflex: Ha ha ha! Um... I mean... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Deathbeak: Oh, I'm sick of you! In When Earwax Attacks, you turned evil because your TV show was getting low ratings. In Don't Worry, Be Crappy you turned evil because you lost a game of Monopoly against a beetle. And in Fart Poopy Poo Diaper Crappy Crap Crap you turned evil because you stubbed your little toe! I'm going to quit if you don't turn evil for a sensible reason!

Dr Spamflex: Oh, it's a sensible reason this time! I'm in love with this girl named Karen.

Deathbeak: Is she one?

Dr Spamflex: Huh?! Is she one what?!

Deathbeak: A Karen. Is Karen a Karen?

Dr Spamflex: Her name is Karen, if that's what you mean.

Deathbeak: Does she summon The Manager over minor things? Does she think Essential Oils solve everything? Is she an anti-vaxxer? Does she have a Karen haircut?

Dr Spamflex: If you don't shut up I'm going to enjoy a nice chicken sandwich tonight!

Deathbeak: Eep.

Dr Spamflex: She's over at the cafe right now. I'll go see her.

[Bubble transition to a cafe named Patrickbucks. Squidward is the barista, and is talking with Karen]

Karen: Um, excuse me. I asked for a decaf foam-free double-latte with two sugars and skimmed milk, but you gave me a decaf foam-free double-latte with two sugars and semi-skimmed milk. I demand to see the manager.

Squidward: Ma'am the manager is busy right now. He's visiting his son in hospital. He has a broken leg. I'm serving as the manager currently.

Karen: Tell the manager to rub some essential oils on his son's leg. That'll solve it.

Squidward: Uhh... I don't think that will help.

Karen: Of course it will! And when are you going to refund my coffee? I asked you to refund my coffee, and you started talking about some idiot who has a broken leg because he's too dumb to realise that he should use essential oils. How rude.

Dr Spamflex: *Walks in* Hi baby!

Karen: Excuse me?! How dare you interrupt my conversation with the barista? He was just about to refund my coffee...

Squidward: No I wasn't.

Karen: And you come barging in! How dare you?

Dr Spamflex: Sorry, baby. I'll come back at a more appropriate time.

Deathbeak: Wow, she is a Karen!

Dr Spamflex: Yes, her name is Karen! I've told you a billion times now!

Deathbeak: No, she's a Karen.

Dr Spamflex: Mmm, can't wait until the chicken sandwich I have tonight!

Deathbeak: Ugh, I'll shut up.

Gene: [Walking out the coffe shop] Hi Dirk!

Gerald: Do you know who that Karen in that coffee shop is?

Dr Spamflex: How'd you know she's called Karen? And she's my girlfriend.

Gene: Wow! She's called Karen?

Gerald: A Karen named Karen! What a coincidence!

Dr Spamflex: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

Karen: Hi honey. That stupid barista refused to refund my coffee! And he wouldn't even tell the manager to rub essential oils on his son's leg! How rude!

Dr Spamflex: Yes, very rude...

Gene: KAREN!

Karen: How'd you know my name?

Dr Spamflex: I told them.

Karen: Oh.

Gerald: Karen Karen Karen Karen Karen!

Fleabag Monkeyface: Kaaaaaareeeen!

Karen: Shut up! That's my name, don't wear it out.

Dr Spamflex: Oh no, I'm turning into a giant baby for no reason!

Karen: Rude.

Dr Spamflex: Sorry, baby.

Gene: She's not going to be the one you call baby for long!

[Dr Spamflex turns into a giant baby]

Dr Spamflex: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Also I'm evil cause I don't understand what everyone keeps talking about when they talk about Karen.

Gene: Oh no!

Gerald: Run!

Dr Spamflex: Oh dear. I crapped in my diaper.

Gene: Ha ha!

Gerald: Make sure to crap on Karen!

Karen: Ahem! Rude!

Gene: Don't worry, you'll easily manage to get rid of it with essential oils!

[A huge turd falls on Karen]

Karen: EEEEEEEUUUURGH!!!!!!!!!

[Episode ends]

Trivia
Karen becomes a permanent character after this episode.

Patrickbucks is a pun on the popular coffee shop chain Starbucks.